I think I may have had my idiot moment for today after mounting this door handle.
Looks like I've come across the most evil pigeon there is.
You've entered the bathroom of no return. Prepare yourself for eternal toilets, mortal.
This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.
Don't ever let women do a man's job. This is the result.
The genius who mounted these handle bars the other way around deserves a special prize.
Now you can feel right at home when opening your van.
Is that a... toilet paper holder?
I'm going through the other door, thank you.
You need both hands for this operation and we have just the mug you want.