How to explain to your client why the need to invest in integration testing is important.

I guess this can easily fall under some broken law since the tenants were unable to leave their home.

It was at that time, right after holding the handlebar in mid air that I realised my car might kill me someday.

So you have an old milk jug laying around? So you have no money for any home repairs? So you have some heavy duty scissors?

Hey, it works so please stop complaining. Oh, your bike is no longer usable, unless you ride it using your left leg.

I think I may have had my idiot moment for today after mounting this door handle.

Looks like I've come across the most evil pigeon there is.

You've entered the bathroom of no return. Prepare yourself for eternal toilets, mortal.

This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.

Don't ever let women do a man's job. This is the result.