This is the reason the kiwi bird has the same name as the green tasty fruit.

Falling on rocks is not quite as fun as falling in powder snow.

To me this dog is just a complex machine that turns food into poop.

If someone cuts me off I'll just pedal my bike into their car.

That's ok, I am the sheriff, I can park wherever I want to.

Can't wait to ride this baby. Childhood here I come!

Not New York and not even LA cand accept me.

My boyfriend is great, but a little nonexistent right now.

At least he did remember to get some gloves and a cap.

That's something you will only see at Wal-Mart.