Clearly I will want this classic Italian style, with a misspelled brand, 2 distinct logos and also an uncentered one.

Want to keep that nice and refreshing feeling you get when you walk onto a freshly trimmed grass in your back yard?

Just wait until someone reads this and tries to follow the instructions.

It's so warm in Canada that they need slippers.

Nobody is ever going to steal my slippers at the pool again.

Makes perfect sense. Nike makes the slippers while Adidas makes the cardboard package.

Does anybody have any idea about this? Why should you grab a ton of slippers for their wedding?

And remember to bring beer. Always bring beer no matter what.

Didn't you hear the dog? Get off the computer or he'll pee in your slippers hahah, don't do it!

Hey guys, do you like my slippers? I think I'm ultra trendy!