Baby I want you to wear everything in this bag tonight. Yes, that's right.

Not you, I was talking to the bench. Now move over.

This is the best method of keeping time in a pub. To keep the watch up to date just order another beer.

I can lift up a huge boulder that is also shadowless.

Let's just wait until spring to get fuel.

Have a few friends under the waterfall? Why not take a piss right there?

Happy Valentine's! Now move your ass and clean up the house.

I need my family. Please spare some change so I can move back to the forest.

Next time you take a call better go to the bathroom and stick your face on the toilet seat.

I can't afford a nice car or a sexy chick and still I need to show the whole world my crappy Photoshop skills.