Hey guys, come check my new toy!

A level 12 paladin demands some respect. Do not call me a geek or you will feel my wrath!

Why did you flip it, you moron!

Screw those white lines. We can park however we want.

Who would of thought this would happen?

Now I don't even have to get out of the car. It's perfect!

Another thing you can do with your iPad besides the normal usages.

Just wanted you to know that he is gay all the time.

In case of a sudden flood, I'm covered.

Never ever place a candle near a laptop.