Happy birthday, keep this balanced diet for the remainder of the year and you'll get to the doctor in no time.

Imagine lighting this up and seeing all the fingers melt slowly.

Well, who wants some cake with little Billy's spit?

Enjoy our nut scented candle in a jar. You are surely going to smell my nuts for at least 100 hours.

Now go get yourself busy and bake this delicious cake. We were too tired to do it ourselves.

Never ever place a candle near a laptop.

Just let me blow these candles myself. And by the way, your singing sucks.