According to CNN, Hong Kong has reached South America.

China will take over the world. Now they plan to get fatter than the Americans.

I feel much safer knowing that he is around and able to protect me from others.

Yes, those Americans have everything figured out. Except keeping any kind of logic in measurements.

Welcome to 'Murica, the land of bacon, Snickers and everything in between.

America is indeed extremely racist. Here we have a clear example of racism. Just because the president is black doesn't mean he'll start shooting people during his speech.

Welcome to America, the land of patriots and fast food.

If aliens come after us everybody can stay relaxed because they'll go directly to the US.

How people see Americans during the Olympics and how people see Americans any other time.