I am sure that I've heard that name before someplace...

We definitely need to keep this cable subscription thing going. The quality of news is staggering!

I don't know why, but everyone wanted me to join the fire department ever since I was little. So I did.

We have a new interview with Mr Faartz, who is always happy to answer our questions. For some reason it always stinks in this hospital...

I told you guys that I needed my brakes fixed.

I don't know who this guy is and where he comes from but I need him hired immediately. Someone who knows how to post Facebook videos is clearly someone I want to work with.

We are looking for a suspect. We know he is black. Give us some tips and we'll get right over and arrest this guy.

Jack made it to the news again. This time Heywood Jablome has a competitor.

We interrupt this program to give you the latest developments: it seems that the president is going to get something to eat. Stay tuned as we unveil his food preferences.

The suspect was released because the victim clearly taunted him.