Honey, I think we're getting lunch here. Looks like they're running a special today.

Probably started as his lucky day, definitely did not continue to be one.

Mercury and Earth have one thing in common for sure.

What am I doing on February the 14th? Well I'm doing legs. I don't want to skip leg day or else I'll look silly like the rest of the guys on the Interwebs.

Jupiter isn't so different than Earth in terms of day length at least for the weekends.

For some quality time away from your husband we have now opened our day care center. You will only have to pay for his drinks while sitting here. Leave him here whenever you want, take him home whenever you want. We're opened all day and all night long.

Have an absolutely average nice day.

Admit it, you do this all the time.

Yes, those Americans have everything figured out. Except keeping any kind of logic in measurements.

Go on, it's been scientifically proven that touching them reduces stress and boosts happiness.