I was taking selfies with the first phone, unlike you wannabe hipsters.
Oh, wrong number? Better play along with this.
I used to take selfies before it was cool and none of you bothered to look.
But first, let me take a selfie with shelf E.
Let me take a selfie of you taking a selfie of your friends taking a selfie. Of perfect, we also have some duck faces. The picture is complete!
Want to keep everybody away? Why not act ridiculous and take selfies?
Human selfies are so last Thursday. Here's my plane taking a fabulous one.
It's not the surroundings, true beauty comes from the inside. Right!