Let's take a selfie while this other gentleman takes a skirt pic.
This pic is so bad. Hopefully his own selfie looks way better.
I was taking selfies with the first phone, unlike you wannabe hipsters.
Oh, wrong number? Better play along with this.
I used to take selfies before it was cool and none of you bothered to look.
But first, let me take a selfie with shelf E.
Let me take a selfie of you taking a selfie of your friends taking a selfie. Of perfect, we also have some duck faces. The picture is complete!