Well I don't want to end up being a loser so I mind as well put this in my cart.

That will certainly charge you phone in no time. Just sit back and relax a little.

Oh, just look at all these beautiful paintings. I should really stick around and look at them for at least half an hour.

Ever tried to charge your cat? Well it seams that this is entirely doable.

How to securely charge your phone without letting anyone steal your charger?

My new cat came with charging status LEDs. Now I now exactly when it's charged.

Safety is not a concern in this house.

The obvious and cheap solution for reheating your pizza. The heat will be wasted anyway so why not use it?

That's what you get for not feeding me properly!

Unlimited power. Why didn't anybody thought of this before?