Make sure you follow the instructions this time. Otherwise everything will end up just like you pathetic life.
Remember everyone, we need to make sure that our hands are fertilized at all times. You simply cannot be wondering around with unfertilized hands.
Image the amount of people that got syrup on their hands before they eventually ended up placing a sign like this.
Seems silly but have you tried riding those bikes in the rain? It ain't pleasant.
We better not take any chances with this one. I'm taking out my gun and we are eliminating the threat now.
Facebook should really look into adding different hand gestures to posts. Sometimes I really need to mark something that rocks.
Real men don't use a lighter. Real men set fire to their hands.
Do you believe in psycho-kinesis? Then you better prove it.
We treat our car washing service extremely serious. Nothing beats our hand jobs.
Let go of my hand and just die!