Just taking my girl's ride out for a spin, that's all. This is NOT my car!

Well, at least I got a new car because I was drunk. Who else can say this?

Can't wait until those big Mercedes ornaments get stuck in a tree somewhere.

This guy either left his car here for the last month or has a serious problem with the local pigeon gang.

If you don't have enough money for a Rolls Royce, maybe you can still buy your lady a pair of shoes.

Nobody is going to steel my ride now. Unless they pick it up and run away with it.

OK, I packed everything and I'm ready. Let's go!

Grandma is going to learn a hard lesson today.

If you are going to have an argument with this guy at least don't leave your car on the ground.

I'm interested in buying your dong and also taking it for a test drive.