Why fix a bent when you can add an awesome sticker like this?
I didn't have enough cash for what the dealership was asking for. Luckily, I had some lego bricks laying around.
Just load that firewood in my car and let's drive. Sure it will fit. Get creative!
I ain't got the biggest one, but at least I have big dreams.
Someone forgot to tell him that they recently poured concrete across the sidewalk.
A man's best friend is someone who helps out with the car maintenance from time to time. And barks.
That's not what the cup holder was supposed to hold.
If I'm a cop is this supposed to intimidate me somehow? Sir, step out of the vehicle and stop resisting!
Are we getting a cold shower by any chance? All I asked for was a cooler air.
No kids means way more money to buy expensive stuff to impress people you don't care about.