This guy parked in my spot again!
I guess I got con fused. And then I had to con-duct myself and ask some questions. Inside.
I think this depends on how well I get along with my kids, doesn't it?
Great choice of license plate numbers.
Why fix a bent when you can add an awesome sticker like this?
I didn't have enough cash for what the dealership was asking for. Luckily, I had some lego bricks laying around.
Just load that firewood in my car and let's drive. Sure it will fit. Get creative!
I ain't got the biggest one, but at least I have big dreams.
Someone forgot to tell him that they recently poured concrete across the sidewalk.
A man's best friend is someone who helps out with the car maintenance from time to time. And barks.