So we don't have any cup holders? That's all right, I will simply add this little 50 lbs block here.

I guess that's one way to prevent access to the gas tank.

I told you guys that I needed my brakes fixed.

First of all, you have a manual, so that pretty much takes care of the entire theft problem.

Just bring some cardboard and the front door and we'll surely come up with something cheaper.

This is the new "pull-me-over" challenge. Get this beauty on the road and see if you can drive for more than 20 minutes before being pulled over.

Let's see if we can survive this week's car trip again. Oh, and let's take the long way, to spice things up!

THat's OK buddy, don't need to be sad.

The local pigeon gang clearly has some unfinished business with this guy.

Oh, hi. I would like to return this Lexus please. My wife is bringing it in as we speak.