Oh... so it's a mirror, I see.... Hey me! I'm cool!

Hey Nemo, look what I got! Interested?

I see what you did there, nicely played, nicely played!

I feel truly sorry for poor Scooby Doo. Shaggy went over the line this time.

Looks like Christmas had nothing to do with Christ after all.

Why spend the day naked and get pants when going to the beach?

Nothing seems wrong with him except for that saw cutting right through his head.

I only have 2 beautiful kids, get lost you ugly kid!

I really hate your smart ass remarks that make me look like an idiot.

It was your birthday too? We've forgotten all about that, sorry.