Come on, get in. It's completely safe. Don't you believe me?
This happends when lumberjacks have too much time on their hands.
I cannot wait to see a moron wear this set of pants. And paying $70 for them too.
I wanted a chair to sit on so I bought one.
Who says you can't have fun while taking a dump?
We don't have enough space in our building so you will have to manage with this. Note that all of us will be visiting you from time to time to check up on your work.
What did you expect. It's a sample of a normal stool. Get over it.
Good luck trying to get some work done today.
I can't wait to see one of those inside a church.
The saddest place to sit in the restaurant.