The owner would definitely eat here. That sounds good enough for me.

I finally found my future wife at this party while she was hard gaming.

So, Mr Pigeon, how many hours of flight did you say you had until now?

If all you do all day is chop onions you better come up with a solution for your continuing tears.

Today our restaurant will demotivate you completely.

Working at Pho King has its benefits. I can talk shit to people without getting in trouble.

Somebody is trying to get the OK restaurant out of business.

Because you simply cannot get a cabbage without feeling the need for an additional condom.

Hahahah, imagine if you were kinda bad that day, you'd receive a running hamster or what? Hahahah

That's quite a blonde joke... mmmyeah...