Baby I want you to wear everything in this bag tonight. Yes, that's right.

You must be proud to have lost that much weight

Remember to wash your butt and keep this away from fire when wearing it. Sounds like good advice to me.

Wash clothes when they get dirty. Who would of thought of that?

Why spend the day naked and get pants when going to the beach?

Welcome to titty. Your source of some of the most fabulous clothes in the industry.

The first shirt that points this out. I had no idea you could wash them clothes.

A woman would surely know how to handle such a challenge. To the washing machine!

If I'm not loosing any pounds better get some thinner clothing.

At least he is trying to change.