Have you ever had your head mistaken for a butt cheek?

I don't think that works the way you think it does.

I hope that there is nobody inside it. Otherwise hope they have a shower nearby and spare clothes.

Whenever I'm going to a concert I'm putting on my concert tshirt.

Every DJ concert out there: just pay this ticket to hang out with other sweaty people while listening to a laptop.

Oh look, a young lady singing on the stage. You know what to do, cameraman!

Uhhh.. dude, wrong move, that's not a camera, that's a baby!

Welcome to the living room, tonight's special guest is... Mr. Cat; Mr. Cat will have a concert tonight... Yeah, sure.

Nowadays everybody rocks hard with their camera phone.

Can you hear us back there? Are you sure?