I found the perfect way to convince my children to turn down the thermostat this winter.
Wow, I get to have some free coffee! Awesome! May I borrow $1?
That would be what? No thanks, I would rather go in the woods and fix my wounds myself.
For all the money you are getting I should be able to print whatever the hell I want so stop whining!
That exact look on your face after spending all that money on her...