Sorry that I have the same name as your dad, but don't worry, I have a perfect solution!
At least she has a good explanation for changing pen colors while writing notes to daddy.
We test your DNA on the fly. Find out who is your daddy.
I'm crying because daddy ruined my hair again today. Just look at this mess!
I need to reach in deep and grab one. Just like dad would do.
Think about your baby's daddy and give us your gold.