And at that time I realised that my brain was unable to process any other new information.

For bartenders only, stop stealing our stuff. And we know about your mum!

I specifically asked them to use the uploaded logo. Looks like they took that literally.

Now even crows have urgent petitions that need signing.

Once again, my pen will not be silenced by these wall painters.

I should buy this for my girlfriend and watch everybody's faces when they see her shirt.

No more wrapping paper available? There's nothing that a pen won't do to help you.

At least she has a good explanation for changing pen colors while writing notes to daddy.

What? You mean to tell me that you used your penis to enter the PIN? Oh, pen. Right.

Just look at the size of that pen. It's really huge, no doubt about it.