Sprite is clear and clearly not fond of poems.

Makes you wonder if you really needed to start tattooing that on your back in the first place.

Roses are red so just come inside and order some bacon.

Blah blah blah, poems are hard. The End. Oh my... Still a better plot than Twilight's HAHAHA!

Think about your baby's daddy and give us your gold.

The difference between what you want, what you need and what you have.