At least I got my priorities straight. I'll use my dog to track down the wife.

Taking the dog for a walk is no fun anymore. Taking the dog for a swim is more like it.

Pit bull with AIDS sticker is the perfect burglar deterrent I have yet to come up with.

In this house it is clear who are the bosses.

If only walking the dog would be this simple.

Oh good, we made it to the fire hydrant. Now I can take a leak on my human.

That's what you get when your bite can tear apart a whole arm!

This dog is not the smartest guy when it comes to hiding.

Another lazy dog owner. It's not long until the dog get's his own vehicle for the daily walks.

Oh, you ran into a pole. That's too bad. Sorry, but I've got more pressing business I need to attend to.