Oh, you ran into a pole. That's too bad. Sorry, but I've got more pressing business I need to attend to.

Have a broken cat or a damaged dog? Bring it right here and we'll make sure it's as good as new afterwards.

Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.

Now you can use the toilet without needing to keep watch on your dog constantly. Just hang him up there and pick him up whenever you are ready to go.

That's because that damn dog needs to go poop outside twice per day. The cat can have its own litter box. I better exchange this dog for a cat.

I really don't want to have a dog now. Good thing the picture of the pillow didn't make it to the Internets.

This bitch on the Interwebs better be taking off that collar in the next picture.

The poor family dog had to endure all this humiliation until the parents got home.

There is no greater feeling of patriotism then stuffing your stomach with crispy hot dogs on a backyard fire.

Damn dog should wear this sign all week long after killing poor defenseless Yoda.