Check out van Damme's new ham! Thus might help you make the most epic of splits.
I should buy this for my girlfriend and watch everybody's faces when they see her shirt.
Do you really want to make the biggest mistake of your life and become a vegetarian? You will most certainly miss the steak.
If you make any typo whatsoever, you have just let the errorists win. Remember that.
I wear this periodically. Although I am the life of the party within my geek friends, nobody else wants to talk to me at the club.
Get your very own tearable pun right now.
My puns are so lame that she doesn't carrot all.
My job is very depressing. And my puns are just as much.
Poor wong. He is sometimes on many Levels.
I'm not sure how come I managed to read and understand Russian all of a sudden.