Now the mechanics are starting to get all the chicks since they smell so expensive.

That price is soooo dammmmn. I'll take two!

Wanted to go for an early morning run, but my wife's bras have taken over.

I should have went with an iPhone, it's way cheaper to get woken up randomly during the night.

My boyfriend asked me to take him out for an expensive meal. So I did.

I can never understand art. But I do understand that I am extremely talented.

Nothing is really expensive these days. You can even say you cannot afford nothing.

A great business idea for all the entrepreneurs out there. Buy cheap cats and sell expensive ones!

We know you don't care about your own safety, but think about the cost of gas.

Whoa there, if it says not to steal it I mustn't do that.