Good morning, I am your food!
Nice to see you pal, I'm all that your mother cooked today.
Sarah Jessica Parker ceramic
The new ceramic figure representing Sarah Jessica Parker has arrived at Target.
When even your car has had enough of your shit.
I wonder if Facefood has a Facebook page.
Now you know how the palm met the face.
Feed me garbage
I just love to see you putting trash in my mouth.
You are supposed to use your hands are you not?
Do I look tasty now?
Is she trying to be tasty or what?
You are going to have a lot of face washing activities tomorrow morning.
Epic duck face
So do you find my lips sexy or what?