Make sure you keep your calorie intake low and limit yourself to a single slice of pizza for example. No need to overconsume!
The one thing that will understand you whenever you are feeling down is chocolate. It won't judge you and it won't ask silly questions.
Let's cut to the chase. Enough romance. Give my deserved piece of chocolate.
You know it's been a hard year and I'm not doing great with my finances. Also, you could lose some weight, dear.
I know that you enjoy Nutella but you have a problem... Come on...
Good chocolate chocolate. Huh. Indeed, chocolate is great!
Beware! Nutella addiction, it could be your son. SON, NOOOO!