Well.. at least that's what I've seen so far. Too bad.

I like to be pissed on after I'm pissed off. That makes sense, right?

You better check those unread notifications soon. Those pigeons ain't got all day.

Those same bastards always criticize the younger generation, no matter what we do.

I just found my fiance cheating on me and this is my rant. Going to get drunk now.

You have to know your shit and if you are shit. Apparently some other words too.

I wonder if Facefood has a Facebook page.

If you found 5 dollars it means someone lost that money, dumbass.

Ever since Skyrim came out, the single relationship statuses have taken over Facebook.

Good thing you can delete your comments anytime and scre around all conversations on Facebook.