Seeing this guy doing this. Run away fast or grab your phone to take a pic first?

I guess that's one way to prevent access to the gas tank.

Let's see if we can survive this week's car trip again. Oh, and let's take the long way, to spice things up!

Well, that's one way to describe this complicated contraption. Hope you manage to make it work without a user manual nearby.

Why not take the whole gas station home with you?

If you are going to be a bad driver, you need to go all the way. It's not enough to drive off with the pump nozzle, you also have to park like a true pro.

No matter what you've forgotten, nobody could top the guy that ran off, leaving his wife at the gas station.

Why bother holding the smoke with the other hand? You might as well throw the butt inside while you're at it.

Looks like she was caught red handed. Passing gas during a weather report is a serious offence.

It happens even to the best of us. Or the rookies.