Why bother holding the smoke with the other hand? You might as well throw the butt inside while you're at it.
Looks like she was caught red handed. Passing gas during a weather report is a serious offence.
It happens even to the best of us. Or the rookies.
You may not value your life, but we do value our petrol. Take care.
I did it again. Oh well, time for a quick smoke and then I'm off again.
Now I can drive around without thinking about gas.
We are sorry, but this particular flavor is all sold out!
Let's just go green. But only after I buy a new Hummer. It's the last one, I promise.
We are trapped with this stink bomb. Please help us!
Okay... dude, get out of here. Go home, you have gas. A whole lotta.