Yeah, stop preaching about life's problems and simply buy another ice cream cone.

Warning! The ice is extremely thin, almost invisible.

Apart from freezing to death, this is another reason to keep your bike in your garage in winter.

Once you sit on it, you will stick with it.

Remeber you only have about 10 minutes until it melts so get to it!

Dammit, I've told you this would happen.

Now would probably be a good time to run as fast as you can.

Did you forget the bathroom window open again?

Why should the school invest in an expensive air conditioning unit when ice is so cheap to produce?

The new fashion in the summer time. Skate in your comfortable slippers.