When advertising your crack-free cement, make sure you crack-proof the billboard too.
Don't worry, this is heavy duty duct tape. It will hold this building for years to come.
So I better get another bottle so I can fix this cap.
Those damn biscuits. Always cracking over the lines.
It's just like a new one. Except for the cracked screen you may notice if you look really close. So it's identical with a brand new one.
That wooden pole cracked after yesterday's thunderstorm? No worries, I've got a lifetime supply of duct tape at home so we'll fix this in no time.
That's right, you get turned in if you keep raising those prices.
You probably need a bigger pair of pants or to eat at a restaurant with different chairs.
Imagine that someone will touch that same bar later that day.
Now would probably be a good time to run as fast as you can.