I love education, but my humongous muscles are way more importanter then my education.

Be sure to not paint anything on this wall. Hold on a second, nevermind.

Please use the other trash can for boxes. This one simply cannot handle large pieces of garbage.

We are selling all our fasteners but we cannot fasten this sign.

Well I guess every bottle has its beautiness level. I don't know about the healthiness on the other hand, haha.

Tanana nana!!! YOU'RE OUT! Fired.

So... hints are for suckers you said. You thought you were slick when you came up with that line. How 'bout now?

Now that's what I call bad luck. How 'bout that t-shirt of yours?

Well.. that's another way of putting it. Easier than applying sunscreen is... not going out.

Don't do as I do, do as I say.