Well, if I were you I would get my car out of there. And flee the country just in case.

I know you didn't manage to park correctly so I've made you a special slot.

I am so disabled that I need all 4 parking spaces to myself.

You pay a couple of bucks for a room, this is what you get. Just don't get up in the morning too fast.

So she told me she needed space. I gave her space. Awesome me.

You're married. Well, you've gotta learn this bed space thing.

Space? Yes, hello, this is dog. Sure, I'll be there in a few mins, wait for me!

Since I've been married... this is how my bed space is.... Beware!

I love to sleep. Also, I love sleeping with enough space to lay comfortable. So, I will sleep on both of these things, yes sir.

What could my girlfriend have possibly meant with this ternative thing?