I know you didn't manage to park correctly so I've made you a special slot.

I am so disabled that I need all 4 parking spaces to myself.

You pay a couple of bucks for a room, this is what you get. Just don't get up in the morning too fast.

So she told me she needed space. I gave her space. Awesome me.

You're married. Well, you've gotta learn this bed space thing.

Space? Yes, hello, this is dog. Sure, I'll be there in a few mins, wait for me!

Since I've been married... this is how my bed space is.... Beware!

I love to sleep. Also, I love sleeping with enough space to lay comfortable. So, I will sleep on both of these things, yes sir.

What could my girlfriend have possibly meant with this ternative thing?

Stop invading our space unless you are indeed one of our customers.