Just wait until someone reads this and tries to follow the instructions.
If you can't follow some simple instructions how will you ever succeed in life?
Wait a minute, you wanted your right and your left or mine? This gets confusing.
You have already failed you poor, poor man.
Look right. No, not that right, your other right.
A great life advice you can always follow.
If I want to sit on the left while I'm driving then I'll sit on the left no matter what.