No need to polish all the pinkies if they aren't going to catch anybody's eye anyway.
I shall call him Long-Feet Baby. He'll be a champion athlete.
People nowadays... they go so literally about everything. HAH!
Arrrghhhhh! My feet gone crazy! HEEEELP!
Arrrghghhhhh!!! You have a foot face. No, really! How about a face on your foot..