I said sit, not s..... COME ON! Congratulations, look at the mess you've made!
Probably he exaggerated at some certain point... hum...?
At least I've got Internet. It's dialup but who cares?
I've invited some friends over and things got a little out of hand. You don't mind cleaning this up after us, do you?
Just because I'm lying here with a guilty face doesn't prove anything.
Guess it's too much work needed to actually take out the garbage.