What do you mean we're getting a dog?!?! A DOG?! Are you kidding me?

Hey look, our reporter - Mr. Bird is over there with more details about this case. So, Mr. Bird, tell us more!

And now you know where all the shocking headlines come from.

We will be back shortly, if we still have a working studio that is.

This time you got busted big time for watching naughty pics at work.

The news really hits your home. This is our motto and we honor it.

Looks like South Africa just conquered some new territories.

The police better make those bastards send him his share of cash, beer and meat.