I notice that you are having sex so this just hit me. Why can't I join you guys?

Those useless postit notes are too hard for me to write anything on them. Who ever came up with such a design is a clear idiot.

At least she was sober enough the next day to leave this note.

The place where all pieces of inspiration need to be written down. And now we have the sollution.

This is the most awesome moment in that maid's life, probably. Epic Maid, bless you!

Well.. you gotta admit it, the guy has talent, he trolled succesfully.

I bet you reevaluated your life since this note. Haha

If I were you I wouldn't eat here anymore.

You should get surgery to enhance your feminine side. It's a fortune cookie wisdom.

About time I got out of that cookie.