I always lived my life exactly like I wanted to. So... I do what I want, anytime, anywhere!

Bon appetit, kid! I bet you'll fall asleep after 3 slices of that pizza, hahahah.

Now that's what I call - Pizza lover. So... poison yourself with pizzas!

Pizza's extra facilities required. Great job, pizza delivery! I'd really order from you guys.

Honeeey, the pizza bo...dog is here.. What? A pizza dog? Huh... ok.

Reaaaallly... you don't say.. Wonderful name, congratulations!

For the romantic fat-ass that you really are.

Get your iron and a hair dryer. Who needs microwave ovens when you got these?

The obvious and cheap solution for reheating your pizza. The heat will be wasted anyway so why not use it?

It's almost 8:30 pm. We need to go down to the pizza party right now!