I always lived my life exactly like I wanted to. So... I do what I want, anytime, anywhere!
Bon appetit, kid! I bet you'll fall asleep after 3 slices of that pizza, hahahah.
Now that's what I call - Pizza lover. So... poison yourself with pizzas!
Pizza's extra facilities required. Great job, pizza delivery! I'd really order from you guys.
For the romantic fat-ass that you really are.
The obvious and cheap solution for reheating your pizza. The heat will be wasted anyway so why not use it?