Get your pizza here and receive a free raping session.
You know when to start loosing weight when you can climb down from your window on a stack of pizza boxes.
Keep in mind to open the pizza box BEFORE eating the pizza.
Got no laptop case? Just use a pizza box.
The greatest invention since sliced bread is here.
Guess what? Who would have thought that in fact Pizza Hut sells pizza?
Guess it's too much work needed to actually take out the garbage.
What do you get when you mix ice cream with pizza? Pizza in a cone.