For some quality time away from your husband we have now opened our day care center. You will only have to pay for his drinks while sitting here. Leave him here whenever you want, take him home whenever you want. We're opened all day and all night long.
My puns are so lame that she doesn't carrot all.
Something gives me the feeling that this detergent doesn't give a facks.
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? Hmm..