At a young age men are tought about the finest things in life.

This picture is wrong in so many ways.

Wonder how they manage to keep their costume in place when walking.

The Mac experience: see the world differently.

I think I look great with this on, don't you think?

I'll need to check to see if you are not concealing anything dangerous, ma'am.

Hey guys, come check my new toy!

No, please do stare. I like it when people stare at my butt.

Glad I had the foresight to write this down before I passed out.

You want to be sexy like me? Get pregnant!