Like those asses? Well, those two bitches work for me.

Oh my, what a nice smile you have! Let me take a photo of your big... smile.

Damn right it is. Clean, reusable natural energuy.

Would you like somvodka, champagne or just me?

Who cares that our asses are freezing and that high heels and snow don't mix well, we look fabulous.

What an intellectual cute girl. Oh wait, it couldn't be real.

You are so great. And sexy. And it's your birthday.

Dancing has certainly got a lot kinkier in the last decades.

Hey, are you checking out my gun again?

Girlfriends always imagine this. If only they would be right.