My teacher always said that there is no bad time to read a book.

What do you mean I can't sand on my head. This is unacceptable.

When I was little I always wanted to grow up and work with models. This is not what I was expecting.

Who says only women can be sexy. I can be sexy too. Just look at me beside my pool.

We just had to take a picture with our number one client.

So thats what those are for. Extremely useful for when there's no table around.

If you look closely in this photo, you might be able to spot a pair of knees somewhere. Once you do that please let us know where they are.

I'm afraid of touching girls. This will do for now.

Just wait until they get home and the wife starts looking over the photos.

Hey guys, we're taking a picture so please try to focus. I know it's hard but please look at the camera.