I think I'll take a nap right now and here.

Just follow these simple rules and watch your life go by while you sit on your couch and are too overweight to do anything else.

There's no need to run any DNA test. This right here is the best proof.

I do have a girlfriend, it's not what it looks like in the mirror.

There is no doubt about who his father is.

I am really looking forward to getting back to my bed. Oh yes.

The cat enjoyed observating this and that, and... you, sleeping.

That's just so true... My sleeping methods may be wrong.

Sleeping in biology class incognito.. Epic, epic, epic.

I guess he was really tired. Back from school or something, math class I guess.