Falling on rocks is not quite as fun as falling in powder snow.

At least he did remember to get some gloves and a cap.

So how's the weather up there? It's snowing all day. There's 2 feet of snow on the street right now.

I don't mind carrying all this snow around and tossing it on the streets.

Next time don't forget to take your hat with you in the winter time.

Going to the club, going down the slope I have to look like a total skank.

Who cares that our asses are freezing and that high heels and snow don't mix well, we look fabulous.

This is exactly the type of people you will encounter on these slopes.

I don't know about you but I wouldn't risk leaving my car in that spot.

We know you are out there. We don't know who you are but please stop praying for so much snow.