If you found 5 dollars it means someone lost that money, dumbass.

Ever since Skyrim came out, the single relationship statuses have taken over Facebook.

Good thing you can delete your comments anytime and scre around all conversations on Facebook.

My boyfriend is great, but a little nonexistent right now.

What do you lie about on the Internet? Is it your status, age or agreement?

Seriously? I would like one that actually knows how to spell.

So you keep knives in the kitchen. Great, I like the sandwiches cut in half/

Got erection problems? Then tell the whole world on Facebook.

A quite unhygienic advice to give to your Facebook followers.

Apparently sharks are immune to such dangerous activities.