What a poor job this was. Text is totally on point! Can confirm.
The plan mentioned a street crossing here so this is where we'll paint it. Just go and smell the flowers then come back.
We're sorry, but there's another company placing the street poles so there's nothing we can do about it.
No tarmac here? Well better paint the ground then. That will surely be sufficient until the next rain.
Don't want to move your car? No worries, we will just work around it.
Got to keep everything nice and tidy in my hood. These streets ain't going to clean themselves.
Another drunk was responsible for painting the road markings here. I wonder if I'll get a ticket for making a U turn.